My name is Maddy, I'm 17, Canadian.

corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend

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flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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Cell Block Tango (He Had It Coming) by Chicago Soundtrack
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sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

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niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

follow for more cell facts

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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