My name is Maddy, I'm 17, Canadian.
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Toxic (originally by Britney Spears) by Melanie Martinez
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Reblog if you have boobs

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

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ultrafunnypictures:

Starry Night.

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

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